I adore...

eavesdropping on my kids, when they are playing and don't think I can hear them. Sadie and Amelia are in the den now, playing some sort of very drawn out death scene with Barbies and Bratz. Oh, Barbie is crying and mourning the loss of her 'onliest child'...oh wait! now its Christmastime and they're all going to visit Santa! Ah, if only life were so simple.