how is it possible?

to need to go to a colorist to cover up the grays to avoid looking like and old hag and also need to use an acne treatment to avoid looking like a fifteen year old?!?!? I swear, my body has a split personality. It doesn't know if I'm an old woman or a teenager. It isn't fair...if the universe was a kind and balanced place, then the onset of gray hairs and saggy boobs really SHOULD give one immunity from zit outbreaks, don't you think?