5 things

I'm forever going on about things I will never do, never buy, never say (I know, never say never...). Some of those things are exaggerations, but I can say for sure, here are 5 Things I don't ever plan to buy (in no particular order):

1. A crackberry Blackberry, or any type of hand-held electronic leash. The way I see it, no good can ever really come from owning one of those things.
   
2. Spam, in any shape or form.
3. A fanny pack. Really. I mean, who needs to add girth to their waist? Just lug along a damn purse, alright?!?!
4. Life insurance for kids. Just. Too. Macabre.
   
5. A pretend bra, or any of those pre-pubescent lingerie items currently marketed to young girls. Thanks a lot, Mary-Kate and Ashley for that innovation --grrrrr....

What's on your list?